Sexy socks found at Farmers Market

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by CLIFF AND NANCY HILL

As was their usual habit, far southeast Grand Rapids residents “Skippy” Waivo and her gentleman friend, Bob Shaffer, were visiting Rockford and its Farm Market last Saturday. Bob told us that one day Skippy showed up sporting a pair of multi-colored socks. Bob told Skippy they looked sexy, to which she replied, “Why don’t you get a pair yourself?” Bob responded, “Where would I wear them?” to which Skippy answered, “Why, anywhere you please!” To the admiring delight of envious market-goers, they wore them to the popular Saturday Farm Market. Which goes to show, “You are only young once, but you can always be immature.”

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