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Main Street by Roger Allen publisher

August 13, 2009 // 0 Comments

  Roger Allen, publisher. Dog Days This poem comes from seventh-grader Lauren Pratt in Rockford. “The dog days of summer” seem like the right time for it. Jagger We got him in a little town called Bath. He would walk down a little path. I taught him how to shake. We made him birthday cakes. If he could talk then he’d bug us, Till we took him for a walk. I know [...]

Main Street by Roger Allen publisher – August 6 2009

August 6, 2009 // 0 Comments

  Roger Allen, publisher. Health Care Insurance The debate over health care and who pays for it boggles the mind. It’s pretty well agreed that our system needs an overhaul and the future could be worse. The U.S. is the only developed country that has no comprehensive health insurance for its people. Not only that, we have the most expensive medical care prices in [...]

Main Street by Roger Allen publisher – July 30, 2009

July 30, 2009 // 0 Comments

  Roger Allen, publisher. Bonus? I just heard that one of the brokers, to whom we gave millions of dollars, is paying bonuses of $800,000 to some of their employees! Seems like they didn’t need that bail-out money after all. The company made a few billion dollars in the second quarter of the year. By the end of the year, maybe they can lend the U.S. Treasury a few [...]

Main Street – by Roger Allen publisher

July 16, 2009 // 0 Comments

Roger Allen, publisher. Closing down As head of the Amelia Earhart Welcome Committee, I am disbanding the group. Amelia has not been heard from since July 1937. That’s 72 years this month. During her flying career, she established records and received many awards, but apparently she did not complete her flight across the Pacific Ocean. Frankly, I don’t think [...]

Main Street – July 2 2009

July 2, 2009 // 0 Comments

Roger Allen, publisher. America’s last king Every Independence Day we wave the flag for our Founding Fathers who led the revolution. This year, in the renewed spirit of fairness, let’s say a few additional words about the guy on the other side, King George III of Britain. Down the centuries, he’s been portrayed as a loony in lace cuffs. Actually, he was [...]
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